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Post  Scarlet Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:58 am

IT looks like AMY WINEHOUSE has found a new tipple – performance-enhancing drugs.

The troubled star put on a strange urban training session on Tuesday night and looked like she was preparing for the 2012 London Olympics.

And it was ready, steady, blow as the singer hopped, skipped and jumped through the streets in an uncharacteristically energetic display.

Amy flew out of her home in Camden, North London, in a bid to give dad Mitch the slip.

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He has been watching her carefully to keep her on the straight and narrow ever since she quit The London Clinic where she was being treated.

But she ran rings around him as she stormed a 100m sprint before high-jumping into a passing convertible car.

The Rehab star then steeplechased (the dragon) around the sights of North London before leaping hurdles-style from the moving motor as she approached her finishing line, a Camden boozer.

She sprinted into the pub — possibly for some discus biscuits — before Olympic-sized Mitch stepped in to drag her out and take her home.

But Amy didn’t take her disqualification from the Camden Olympics lying down — she challenged some photographers to a final boxing bout before reluctantly returning to her house.

She even dished out a bit of LINFORD CHRISTIE-style tunnel vision, thanks to her 100m stare into the middle distance.

I’m pleased to see Amy getting some exercise at last.

At least after all that sprinting she ran out of puff before she could start banging on about hubbie BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL.

But her erratic behaviour is quickly becoming as bad as it was before she collapsed and entered the clinic for some much-needed treatment.

She had managed two weeks clean before she quit the hospital at the weekend. I can’t imagine doctors who diagnosed her emphysema, a nasty lung complaint, will be pleased to see her madcap marathon either.

The star’s ridiculous rampage was more DWAIN CHAMBERS than DALEY THOMPSON.

One thing’s for sure, she’d have trouble passing an athletics drug test.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1372515.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre
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