40,000 Jordan LPs poo-pooed

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40,000 Jordan LPs poo-pooed

Post  Scarlet on Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:30 am

FORTY thousand copies of a cheesy JORDAN and PETER ANDRE CD were found dumped — and covered in BIRD POO.

Piles of the couple’s flop album A Whole New World were left to rot beneath a filthy tarpaulin in a leaky storeroom.

It will be seen by many as a fitting end for the duff collection of 12 slushy love songs.

Glamour model Jordan, 30, and Pete, 35, were inspired to record the CD in 2006 after warbling a duet of the title track at their wedding.

They murdered a series of tear-jerkers to go with it, including Endless Love, Islands In The Stream, Cherish and Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.

The album was a titanic disaster with many High Street retailers stuck with thousands of unsold copies.

Truckloads were returned to distributors.

A Sun reader, who asked not to be named, was stunned when he found the 40,000 unwanted copies of the shocker at Bray Studios in Berks — best known for Hammer HORROR film productions.

He said: "I pulled back the tarpaulin and couldn’t believe it when I found all these CDs.

"I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts.

"Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy."

Jordan’s spokesman was unavailable for comment last night.


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